I can't wait for college

"saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars" (saabstory) 01/18/2015 at 22:15 • Filed to: None

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so I can ignore the Seahawks and their awful fans. From Facebook:

Captioned: "Fuck da police we to the Super Bowl !!!"

siiiiighhh hhhhhhhhhh

TheHondaBro > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 01/18/2015 at 22:16

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But... But I'm not awful.

*silently weeps in corner*

 > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 01/18/2015 at 22:19

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Lol what's he got in the milk crate?

user314 >  01/18/2015 at 22:25

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I think that's supposed to be ET.

SVTyler > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 01/18/2015 at 22:26

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Actual Seahawks fans are fine, it's the bandwagoners on Reddit and comment threads that are a completely different story.

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > SVTyler 01/18/2015 at 22:34

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Being a person who lives in Seattle, hates football, bandwagons and is irritated by irrationality, I can safely vouch for the general horribleness of the *shudder* "twelves".

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > TheHondaBro 01/18/2015 at 22:35

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I won't deny that there are some good eggs in there, but as a whole I cannot handle.

Kailand09 > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 01/18/2015 at 22:37

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Seahawks fans have nothing on Green Bay fans.

Most awful fans. Ever.

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > Kailand09 01/18/2015 at 22:40

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I'm sorry. Someone set what was basically a bomb off in front of my house after the last game, and after last year's semi-final. A group of teens was arrested for lighting illegal fireworks and jury-rigged explosives in the middle of the street in gang territory. Some drivers were afraid they were seeing turf wars, freaked out and tried to turn around, but ran ashore on the sidewalks.

SVTyler > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 01/18/2015 at 22:41

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My condolences, I can't imagine how bad it for someone who actually lives there. I (as a hater of the Seahawks and their fans) have already gotten three gloating texts from people who have lived in Indiana their entire lives but magically decided to start supporting the Hawks once the Colts when 2-14. One of them said he cried when they won...

Kailand09 > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 01/18/2015 at 22:42

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In Seattle?? Holy shit haha

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > Kailand09 01/18/2015 at 22:46

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Yeah. And we canceled school for a fucking PARADE. A PARADE.

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > SVTyler 01/18/2015 at 22:47

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Uuuugghhhhh . I already told someone else in this comment thread this, but (copy+pasted in):

Someone set what was basically a bomb off in front of my house after the last game, and after last year's semi-final. A group of teens was arrested for lighting illegal fireworks and jury-rigged explosives in the middle of the street in gang territory. Some drivers were afraid they were seeing turf wars, freaked out and tried to turn around, but ran ashore on the sidewalks.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 01/18/2015 at 22:59

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It's better than the hooptie reckless Vespa riders out there. Nearly lost my 919 heading down Second Avenue because of some yokel on a 300 Super.

DrScientist >  01/18/2015 at 23:56

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http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/did-i-miss-all…

GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 01/19/2015 at 00:07

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I only like the Seahawks defense and Kam Chancellor is probably my favorite NFL player since Brian Dawkins retired.

Kailand09 > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 01/19/2015 at 06:08

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LOL. Though I wouldn't be surprised if that happened in GB either.

thebigbossyboss > Kailand09 01/19/2015 at 06:56

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Resident cheese head checking in. Sea hawks fans are worse. I'm from Vancouver I should know.

wafflesnfalafel > TheHondaBro 01/21/2015 at 23:58

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Right there with you. 600,000 fans at last years S'bowl parade without a serious police incident - never been done before. Wilson is a heck of a scrappy Qback. Sherman has a mouth, but darn if he ain't smart. Kam is awesome. Carroll's hippy dippy but smart coaching style fits the city perfectly. The team is almost a personification of the city of Seattle finally finding some swagger. And I understand, I respect folks right to prefer the Patriots, they honestly are likely the better team right now - but at least our balls are hard.

TheHondaBro > wafflesnfalafel 01/22/2015 at 00:01

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Harvin is my favorite. That dude can run.